This is a very loaded show tonight on Smackdown Live. We have a Money in the Bank ladder match, a tag title number one contender match and a women’s title match. Also it’s likely the women will main event both nights in a row.
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- We open the show with everyone’s favorite farm animal and favorite answer to every question.
- He gives us the rundown of how the show will go …. I wonder which superstar will interrupt him.
- Right on cue here comes Carmella who was on fire last week. I wonder if she will match Big Cass and his intensity from last night.
- Carmella is following up her awesome promo last week with yet another. I really hope that Carmella grabs this briefcase again tonight and this time cashes in TONIGHT!
- James Ellsworth is living proof that even in a squash match that you can show something to the powers at be. I’m so happy for this guy.
- Either Ellsworth has a really small head or Daniel Bryan has an abnormally large head.
- They just banned Ellsworth from the entire arena. I smell La Ellsworthdora incoming later tonight.
- OMG! The thought that they need four guys to take out Ellsworth is amazing.
- Our first match of the night is The Hype Bros and The Usos and this may be an unpopular opinion however I’m a fan of Mojo and Ryder together.
- The end of the match comes right off the commercial break and the Usos defeat the Hype Bros.
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IWNERD FANS! DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR CLAP FOR YOUR FAVORITE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM AND FEEL THE POWAH!
- Xavier and the “oh honey” line is fantastic every time.
- The Usos new promo style is fantastic and it meshes really well with the New Day promo.
- New Day is dropping bars on the Usos and jackin’ their promo style.
- OH NO! An interrogation segment with the Fashion Police and the Ascension.
- Oh goodness Fandango is offering Eddie Money tickets if The Ascension confess and they say no thanks because they only listen to “Grind core flash metal”
- This is how you do good comedy in the WWE. Looks like they are going to go with the American Alpha angle here.
- Naomi and Lana here and there goes my idea of someone cashing in tonight.
- Give the WWE credit when it’s due the last two weeks of TV shows has been a slam dunk and we shouldn’t complain at all.
- Naomi makes short work of Lana and they are really trying to position Naomi as a dominant champion.
- Aiden English is out to serenade the crowd and he feels the same frustration as Elias does on Monday.
- Randy Orton is out and doesn’t look happy and he disposes of Aiden English and sits in the middle of the ring and waits.
- Another unpopular opinion here I think they should totally do the Punjabi Prison match with Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal. Let’s give that match two competitors who can work well.
- My wife just called Randy Orton a whiner and said that he isn’t allowed to say ass on TV. “TVPGMOM”
- Cool Uncle Shane is out next to calm Randy Orton down with a juice box some snacks.
- Shane grants Randy Orton another title match however Jinder Mahal will be allowed to pick the stipulation. Looks like I am one step closer to my Punjabi Prison match.
- There is it ladies and gentlemen the Punjabi Prison match is back and it will be fantastic.
- AJ Styles is backstage wanting a shot at Kevin Owens and Owens comes in to interrupt.
- An independence day battle royal is announced for next Tuesday’s Smackdown Live to determine the number one contender for the US title.
- We cut to the single greatest Women’s wrestler of all time Charlotte adjusting her robe and boots.
- I will say something Smackdown does better than Raw is announces matches and segments in advanced so you know what to expect. However Raw has hands down been the better show since the shakeup.
- It’s MarMike and Maria is out to announce herself as the first lady of Smackdown and Mike announces himself as her husband.
- Sami Zayn interrupts them on stage and if this is the first feud for Mike Bennett they will have amazing matches.
- Corbin and Zayn have really good chemistry with each other. They always seem to produce a solid-good match.
- Corbin just caught Zayn after an over the top dive and that was impressive as Zayn isn’t the smallest of dudes.
- Corbin throws possibly the best clothesline in the business.
- Mr. Money in the Bank picks up the win against Zayn with possibly the best finisher in all of the WWE right now.
- So if we get Mahal vs. Orton in the Punjabi Prison match. Usos vs. New Day for tag titles. Baron Corbin vs. Shinsuke Nakamura. AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens for the US title and Mike Bennett vs. Sami Zayn. That is a loaded Battleground PPV.
- That was a pretty decent promo from Nakamura backstage and you can hear a LOUD Nakamura chant.
- Oh goodness the New Day and the Usos will have a rap off next week and my guess is it’ll be pretty funny.
- The Money in the Bank match opens with the queen herself Charlotte and she commands attention like no other woman on the roster.
- I think Natty should ditch the cat ears and rock a leather jacket ala Bret Hart. She’s seriously undervalued in the WWE and hope she gets a chance to fully shine.
- Tamina is out next and as badass and she looks I Just don’t think she will be going anywhere after this briefcase stuff.
- Becky is out next and I really feel she’s overrated. That doesn’t mean she’s not good I just don’t see the super transcendent superstar that many think she is.
- Carmella is out last and she has full angry face on.
- Becky just took a nasty looking shot onto the ladder face first.
- Tamina is throwing her hat into the ring with Big Cass and Braun Strowman in the person throwing competition.
- Becky just scaled a ladder standing straight up and it was pretty darn impressive.
- Charlotte and Natty and slapping the hell out of each other at the top of the ladder.
- These five superstars are putting on a damn good Smackdown main event kudos to them and yes this is awesome.
- Really cool spot with the four women picking the ladder up and moving it away from the briefcase so Carmella can’t grab it.
- Charlotte like a crazy person decides to try and smash Tamina’s face into nothing with the ladder.
- If you ask me the two women that have popped out the most in this match is Natayla and Charlotte.
- Natayla and Charlotte are now brawling into the crowd and JAMES ELLSWORTH IS BACK to help Carmella. He picks her up and puts her in the ring.
- The crowd is going INSANE for Becky Lynch climbing the ladder until Carmella stops her.
- Carmella smashes Becky Lynch with a steel chair and the crowd goes full ghost (boos) and Carmella climbs the ladder as many hoped she would have at the PPV and grabs the briefcase.
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Yet another solid TV show that WWE has produced. I’m very surprised that Raw didn’t average over three million viewers last night. However if you notice for all of you that thought Lavar Ball was a bad idea the nine o’clock hour was the highest viewed of the three hours. Raw didn’t do poorly last night the three hours were the second, third and fourth most viewed show on cable last night. Thanks again for giving my articles a read and thanks to everyone who has been following me and shooting me messages. Until next time be awesome.